@nay happy birthday!

@gewt @domi @manawyrm @openfactory @valpackett how? I wouldn't expect companies that own datacentres to let you colocate yourself

@domi @manawyrm @openfactory @gewt @valpackett did you live in a datacentre?

@gayfamicom I didn't know about the goat cli and thought bluesky had a new goat mascot or something

@gayfamicom did you search for "bluesky goat" or why is "julius goat quote" in the results?

@fun They got rid of the app drawer?

@nay good morning(?), I have a cold and yesterday I was awake until 5am because I couldn't sleep because I had a blocked nose and was trying to figure out if I could enable PCIe bifurcation on my motherboard to avoid buying an expensive PCIe switch (conclusion: yes, but I'd need to pull down two pins on the CPU which are connected to an unsoldered XDP connector, I think the easiest way to do this would be to connect them to an adjacent ground pin directly on the CPU)

@nay meow

@CyReVolt Rockchip engineers can confirm this ;)

https://git.kernel.org/linus/f076ef44a44d02ed91543f820c14c2c7dff53716

@julian @FediTips People somehow manage to remember which email server they registered on, this isn't any harder

#actuallyautistic

@BenAveling @elebertus @MostlyHarmless @peterrenshaw You still need to fly a bit first in order to land successfully and not just crash.

@elebertus @peterrenshaw @MostlyHarmless flight is of course the correct response when you're landing a plane

@ariadne @aks CDs won't last forever, so you still need backups

@ptrc Are the announcements on that bus in Esperanto?

Sorry I don't mean to just flood the timeline with these but they just keep getting better & better.

@evv42 GCC 15 defaults to -std=gnu23. C23 removes implicit int and K&R-style non-prototype function definitions (although the latter is only a warning by default)

Well! I've definitely seen my share of "idiosyncratic" C styles omitting braces and exploiting corner cases in 30+ years of having to read other peoples' C code, but this is a new one.

I had not thought about what would happen if you left the braces off a switch. Because, of course, doing so would be utterly unhinged.

I give you: the world's most obtuse version of "if (x == A || x == b)", indistinguishable from an editing mistake.

@domi @ezio is there any reason to prefer fakeroot (which uses LD_PRELOAD to provide wrappers around various libc functions so won’t work for anything that is statically linked or uses syscalls directly) over something using user namespaces (like unshare -Ur chroot)?

@_r @otter do you need to do TLS in your head?