just figured out how to time travel #Winning . oh fuck they’re onto me

paypal silently truncated my 26-character password to 20 characters (but not in the login field, so I couldn't log in until I thought to look up the paypal password length limit and truncate it to 20 characters). why does that limit even exist? bcrypt has a much higher limit. I hate paypal

new tech warcrime

ppl always complain that the clock on my microwave never shows the right time bcs i cant be assed to set it manually

so now i have an unfuck-microwave.sh cronjob which briefly kills its power every day at midnight

good night

@fediplayssnake Vote left (↓)!

The current pattern is boring and #TeamPerfect's pattern gets to the 🍫 faster, while still filling the board.

RE: https://sharkey.skydevs.me/notes/ahur2oowojtd0jmu

did... did someone install LineageOS on the bus TV?

why does the PNG logo go so fucking hard

There is a petition on the UK Parliament website to legally recognise nonbinary as a gender – which would include an X marker on UK passports for nonbinary people.

The deadline to sign is March 2026 and at the time of writing only 213 people have signed.

Let's show them the power of Mastodon. At 100,000 signatures, the petition will be debated in Parliament.

Sign 👇

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/738780

#NonBinary #Enby #Trans #Transgender #Queer #LGBTQ #LGBT #UK #UKMastodon #Fediverse

hello

happy rockchip new year!

it has been 10 years since Pope Rockchip I decreed that November shall have 31 days

https://git.kernel.org/linus/f076ef44a44d02ed91543f820c14c2c7dff53716

@maddy What Dell OptiPlex SFF do you use PCIe passthrough on (and do you use coreboot)? I ask because I couldn't get it to work on my librebooted OptiPlex 9020 SFF with the same NIC (Intel X520-DA2)

You’re in his DMs, I’m in the DSM-5. We are not the same.

Kitty with antenna deployed to get better signal with the mothership.

https://github.com/chromium/chromium/commit/3badff27281339878293e935a5e0fbb41da553bf WE ARE SO BACK

You gotta wonder whether these scam farms collect and share the best reactions to these opening lines

this is an official google teaching resource

it works!