new tech warcrime

ppl always complain that the clock on my microwave never shows the right time bcs i cant be assed to set it manually

so now i have an unfuck-microwave.sh cronjob which briefly kills its power every day at midnight

good night

@fediplayssnake Vote left (↓)!

The current pattern is boring and #TeamPerfect's pattern gets to the 🍫 faster, while still filling the board.

RE: https://sharkey.skydevs.me/notes/ahur2oowojtd0jmu

did... did someone install LineageOS on the bus TV?

why does the PNG logo go so fucking hard

There is a petition on the UK Parliament website to legally recognise nonbinary as a gender – which would include an X marker on UK passports for nonbinary people.

The deadline to sign is March 2026 and at the time of writing only 213 people have signed.

Let's show them the power of Mastodon. At 100,000 signatures, the petition will be debated in Parliament.

Sign 👇

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/738780

#NonBinary #Enby #Trans #Transgender #Queer #LGBTQ #LGBT #UK #UKMastodon #Fediverse

hello

happy rockchip new year!

it has been 10 years since Pope Rockchip I decreed that November shall have 31 days

https://git.kernel.org/linus/f076ef44a44d02ed91543f820c14c2c7dff53716

@maddy What Dell OptiPlex SFF do you use PCIe passthrough on (and do you use coreboot)? I ask because I couldn't get it to work on my librebooted OptiPlex 9020 SFF with the same NIC (Intel X520-DA2)

You’re in his DMs, I’m in the DSM-5. We are not the same.

Kitty with antenna deployed to get better signal with the mothership.

https://github.com/chromium/chromium/commit/3badff27281339878293e935a5e0fbb41da553bf WE ARE SO BACK

You gotta wonder whether these scam farms collect and share the best reactions to these opening lines

this is an official google teaching resource

it works!

RE: https://furry.engineer/@charcole/115845899626698240

The solution to cheating is to build better games.

It is a fundamental principle of cybersecurity that you cannot blindly trust the client - but many game developers don't understand that. This is why client-side anti-cheat *cannot* work.

If a client can lie to the server to gain an unfair advantage, a client can lie to the server about passing an anti-cheat check too.

The proper solution to cheating is good multiplayer network protocol design and server-side validation.

aaaaa I have too many tabs

fediverse PSA

the "ph-" and "ph+" content warnings are for negative and positive information about one's physical health

these are not to be confused with the "pH-" and "pH+" tags, used to inform people as to whether one has become more acidic or basic respectively