chat. which one should i pick

@tris with priority shipping you're paying for Jeff Bezos to personally deliver your package in a private jet

@noisytoot private jet that circumnavigates the world 27 times before delivering my package 😭

@tris $75 to lock in that sweet Summer Solstice delivery date could be worth it depending on the importance of the ceremony

@tris this math actually works btw as long as you assume every day is a business day, and I'm pretty sure that's Amazon's motto at this point

it also accounts for both the hallucinated date of the solstice and the actual date of the solstice depending on which you celebrate

@milas AWESOME lol