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Really disappointed in my grip strengtheners. Can't even break a car window with them, what fucking good are they?!

Just thinking about what happens if I accidentally drive into a river, stuck in my car with no grip strengthener that I can use to escape

@babe Dude. Bro. Just put it in your car bro. Gains after the gym. Gains going to the gym. Gains at the beach. Gains at the park, bro. Just take it with you. Get stuck in your car, bro? Smash your way right out.

Need to commit a violent assault against someone in a car? Smash your way right in, bro.

I take mine everywhere. flexes, mews lips

@babe why is the tip glowing red like that in the last image?

@noisytoot @babe It‘s a menacing light emitter. This way when someone gets killed with the thingy nobody can say they weren‘t warned.

@noisytoot Lasers

@babe This would require a firearms licence to possess in the states.