My bank account is in the negatives, but my math teacher taught that negative numbers are imaginary, so I’m not worrying about it.

@maddy ... but negative numbers aren't imaginary, so your math teacher evidently wasn't very good at their job

@noisytoot It’s more likely that I haven’t practiced any advanced math much in over a decade and I have a very bad memory.

@noisytoot To be fair, I did state that the joke was bad

@maddy all numbers are imaginary/arbitrary

your bank balance is just a made up number on a spreadsheet/database somewhere