rental car came with a free lightsaber

the noises it made weren't even lightsaber noises

@noisytoot i swear i have heard those exact sounds (although in a different order, and much higher pitch) on some other toy in the past
the “chip” which generates those (usually just a silicon wafer suspended in a glob of epoxy) most likely uses a very similar design to other cheap electronics like talking greeting cards or novelty doorbells which play square wave christmas music for some reason

@kemona_halftau I would've disassembled it to have a look inside but I didn't have a screwdriver and returned it along with the car