what if I became the AI of your computer, would you keep me?

@luna no

@thing also related: https://fedi.mldchan.dev/notice/B7bO2qH2e8CqafCIbI

@luna no *sets the computer on fire*

@reiddragon also related: https://fedi.mldchan.dev/notice/B7bO2qH2e8CqafCIbI

@reiddragon @luna

@luna yes, but you won’t like the mess my os is

@cat8124 I will eat your files >:3

@luna i think you’d try to kill either me or yourself or both ;_;
i have permanent /tmp
it contains important files
i also have ~/tmp
and /tmp/tmp
and /tmp/x/a and /tmp/c/abc/a/b/a.txt and /tmp/b/a and /tmp/d/a/6-22 (not a date) and /tmp/{a,aa,aaa,aaaa}/ and /tmp/aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.png and aa.c and ab and aba and abc and abcd and a.c and a.conf a.cpio a.htm a.html a.js a.lua a.md a.perl a.py a.qcow2 a.qjs a.sh a.zig a.zip a.tdmx a.txt a.wav a.x …
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@6 @luna what the fuck? how do you ever find anything? I have /dev/shm/tmp right now but that's on tmpfs and will get cleared when I reboot

@luna @noisytoot that’s the neat part :3

@luna @noisytoot i don’t have a problem you have a problem…
ls /tmp|wc -l
2332
ok yeah i have a sliiiight problem
but only bc other people are so inconsiderate and pollute MY /tmp! hmpf
find /tmp -type f|wc -l
134504

this is fine

@luna @noisytoot you can always trial and error but most of them kind of are experiments, not stuff i’d need to specifically look for
the stuff i care about are more likely to be named normally in /tmp/mozilla${USER}0/ and /tmp/mozilla${USER}1/

also, sort by modified time >:3

@6 @luna

the stuff i care about are more likely to be named normally in /tmp/mozilla${USER}0/ and /tmp/mozilla${USER}1/

you… manually put files in the place where firefox and forks download temporary files?

@luna @noisytoot
/tmp/b.csv apparently has a dump of my passwords in plaintext and the file is last modified in 2023
and i’m not aware of ever having accounts compromised (granted i’m oblivious as hell)
S E K U R I T I
(ofc also unencrypted disk and local password is “aaaa” on linux and “a” on windows boot lol)
90000 iq play
oh and remember the whole aur malware thing, i have no idea how many of my 3644 packages come from AUR but i wouldn’t be surprised if that’s >300 (currently at least 99 are waiting for updates lol)

you can trust me to keep your secrets by pure toxicity
anyone trying to figure anything out is gonna need an anti-radiation suit

i think i deleted the file with an unprintable name in my homedir but there’s several others w funny names including control chars and stuff

my ~/.config alone has 302 entries

i uh
i think my computer might be known to cause cancer in the state of california

@luna @noisytoot sometimes
not very often

@luna @noisytoot
i also have ~/git and ~/gits and ~/source
~/tmp includes random screenshots next to my passport photo next to blockchain.db next to half a dns client in posix shell script next to “how i broke up with adobe.mp4” next to a script to intercept discord’s RPC to capture data, next to python.com (one of them awesome APE executables that work on nearly every OS) next to just a PKGBUILD next to vpn configs next to some school doc in rtf, next to personal notes about a class in typst, next to 80x31 images in png, qoi, and xcf formats, just a 6.txt file, uhh

…

i am normal

oh and a alpine_chroot dir and a zip of a paid font someone gave to me (i love comic code so much)

@luna @noisytoot

ok i will say
i have started to regret all of this
lol

only took like a decade tho ;p

@luna yeah, you really should

@luna sowwy but im yeeting that into the sun

@luna possibly. but you will have to get accustomed to @anthropic/sandbox-runtime

@luna depends if you will not annoy me as hard when doing productive things as Copilot can control basically anything in my PC if left enabled and when you enable Recall then you could see what i am doing on my screen