Tip - you should probably not toss your phone in a pot of boiling water

Not this time, intrusive thoughts!

@maddy tossing it into cold water is also bad idea (this reminds me of that bluesky person that dipped their phone into water to try to cool it down and was surprised when it broke)

@maddy oooh, yummy! Snapdragon soup with rockchip seasoning

@maddy But what if I really really want to?

@syntaxxor I do not recommend it for your own safety.

@maddy Aww, safety schmafety. We didn’t get to the moon by being safe, did we? /j