"arirals are real and in the government files" was not on my 2026 bingo card (cc: @VoicesOfTheVoid)

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No observable body hair

Thorough. 😶

So… someone with a cat ear headband and a buttplug with a tail on it?

@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid I'm here for this encounter

@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid what was she wearing? Where did they drop her off? I have so many questions.

@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid so, I've been thinking of this all day. I got out my measuring tape and measured 78 cm, this is a substantial tail!! But then I realized that this is fake, simply because people in Nevada would never measure in cm first, first they would measure in football fields or baseballs.

Wouldn’t have passed a medical exam even in 1994 as non human

Ok, detained then released?

This sounds like so much FUD

@groupnebula563.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy You can't just post something like this and not give the source, Furbland.

@auralime.bsky.social it’s apparently from the recently released “ufo files”

@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid I have good news for you @LunaDragofelis

@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid I don’t think this is real. I OCR’d all the PDFs and tried to find this with pdfgrep but couldn’t.

@noisytoot @VoicesOfTheVoid it might not be, but where’s the fun in that :P

@GroupNebula563 @noisytoot @VoicesOfTheVoid

I'm recalling this fits the vibe of CSI, Season 4, Episode 5, "Fur and Loathing" with the gotcha line: "I thought it was a coyote"

This whole report could have been triggered by mixing Hello Kitty branded wine and prescription medications.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0534691/

@mikelovesbikes @GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid meltcats are not the same species as arirals, but this is still cool

I volunteer as ambassador :3

No body hair? Huh.

@MamaLake @GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid The American government would never consider the possibility of using metric for anything. This is definitely not real.

Cat woman with no body hair? So it was a Sphynx lady? 🤔

@dwem.bsky.social canonically they don't have any, so that matches up as well :P

Did the US Government just admit they’re hiding cat girls from us?? This is the worst thing they’ve ever done

ARIREAL!!!!!

@VoicesOfTheVoid since this post seems to be blowing up, friendly reminder that if you want me to be able to see your likes, reblogs, comments, etc. from my side of the bridge you’ll need to follow @ap.brid.gy first. I’d love to follow everyone interacting with this post, but you’ll need to bridge first! tysm! :)

@jackemled @MamaLake @GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid The US military actually uses metric for some things as far as I know.