I have lost nearly 50 pounds in the last year+ and I have been looking at myself in the mirror and feeling a lot happier about the way I look matching the form I want to be

I don't necessarily believe one needs to be at a certain weight, but it's the shape I want to be.

Anyway as I become more confident in how I look I become more hot through the increased confidence which is the important part. As a femme fatale / queer coded villainess I must become more terrifyingly hot, crushing those who dare defy me, laughing as they melt and whither beneath my gaze and heel

@cwebber

It's very important that I feel at my best as I call a woman a pitiful thing, a poor helpless little girl, as I shove her up against a wall, pin her against a bed, throw back my head and laugh madly

@cwebber

You fool. You should know better than to come to this place. What did you think was going to happen?

There's only one explanation. You just wanted to become another doll in my collection. A helpless, hopeless little plaything.

ANYWAY I warned you, I put the CWs up there. That's nothin'. That's not even getting into things.

Most of the people reading this are gonna be like "what the fuck is Christine posting" and a somewhat smaller audience, well maybe not so small because it's fedi, is exactly the audience of this post.

That's enough of that on main tho now lol

@cwebber whenever I see "pounds" my first thought is the currency rather than the unit of mass

they should make them interchangeable so you can lose 50 pounds (mass) to gain 50 pounds (currency)

At one point I thought "well I guess the problem if I come out about not just my gender but also my sexuality is that there really isn't an audience of women / enbies who are interested in a tall, dom-leaning-switch trans woman"

Friends

I was wrong

@cwebber Wait, is that why you invented the fediverse?

@xgranade Well first of all, that's a mischaracterization, there were a lot of people involved, I didn't invent the fediverse.

Second of all I only figured out all this stuff after I invented the fediverse

@cwebber Sorry, yeah, not trying to mischaracterize, going for the cheap joke...

@xgranade I know, I am playing along, hence the second part of my reply

@cwebber Why would you think there aren't women and enbies interested in /tall dom-leaning trans women/ most trans women I'm familiar with are sub-leaning lesbians…

@alilly Yes but I didn't KNOW THAT when I came out

@cwebber Understandable. Anyway I will put myself on that list now.

@cwebber an audience for that, and an audience that crosses over to ocap systems, lisps, and i am sure there’s some relevant connection between these right?

@cwebber i mean, what is an OCAP other than a bdsm agreement and a safe word?

@bri7 🤔

In the meanwhile Evan Prodromou is definitely not expanding my CWs and so doesn't know that I literally actually DID make a joke about denying and then claiming to have invented the fediverse in this subthread

@cwebber
yeah I’m a switch…I can be data… OR executable code

@cwebber Not content with single-handedly solving the corporate-controlled puritanical social media crisis, Christine Lemmer-Webber (inventor of Mastodon and outspoken critic of ATProto) turns her attention towards the most pressing societal issue of our day: the transbian top shortage

@Misofist thank you for recognizing all of my achievements

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@cwebber unexpected turn of events
sure :3

@cwebber

George-Takei-oh-my.mp4

# You devilish fiend you

@cwebber @Misofist Important and true.

@cwebber ✋ just want to point out that probably many of us who are not in the target camp aren't necessarily in the wtf camp either

i'm over here like "hell yeah get it christine," i get a lot of joy seeing people i admire feeling good about themselves and having a good time. beyond that i'll mind my own business but

this is the kind of community and culture i want to be a part of, even when it's not about me, not my kink, etc. pls carry on :)

@cwebber HHH 🥵

@cwebber
Oh wow, you were so very wrong