tbh I think it's slop?

@leah i always piss out a lowercase sans-serif with a slight gaussian blur for believability. please do not discriminate /j

@leah Yeah not messy enough, like only way one could do this is pouring it from a container and that would probably be part of the story

@lanodan @leah The only way it's not slop is if this person holds the world record in pubococcygeus muscle control.

@leah probably, or a sharpshooter

@leah it's impossible to write that neatly with piss

@leah looks a lot like it

@domi @leah thats you you spot the dedicated piss kinksters on fedi!

@nachtpfoetchen @leah hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

@domi @leah very pretentious voice you have to understand them. after all, not everybeing is as piss-skilled as some of us

@leah it has a bit of oi punk skin vibes: https://eldritch.cafe/@nachtpfoetchen/116026337959557421

@ska @lanodan @leah
GAZE UPON MY GOLDEN CROWN
I'M KING PISSER IN THIS TOWN
I WON IT BACK IN '83
FOR PISSING UP THE PISSING TREE
THE COMPETITION WAS A BREEZE
I WISH MY FATHER SPOKE WITH ME

@leah my initial guess was using a finger to trace channels or smth? but it’s been a year or two since i’ve seen proper snow!

@kitten @domi @leah can you imagine how hard dotting the I would be though

@regehr @leah unaided, anyway - sure you could manage it with a bottle and some practice

@flippac @regehr @leah a piss plotter?!

@domi @leah precision pisser over here

@domi @kitten @erincandescent depends how cold it is :>

@leah @domi @kitten o.o

@leah @domi @kitten i feel like with a statement like this demonstration is necessary…

@erincandescent @domi @kitten luckily there's no snow in munich anymore *cough cough*

@leah @domi @kitten well if you hop on an ICE quickly you can still find some over here..

@kitten @domi @leah as if you were skilled in pissing anything but yourself

@lis @domi @leah meoooow ​​

it's not as easy as it looks like ​​

@leah this is definitely slop it looks like a piss printer because it’s not even a continous line there’s tons of droplets and i can’t imagine sitting there peeing a drop or two in order to draw something like this

@leah the only conceivable way to do this would be to piss in one of those sports lid water bottles before squeezing it and drawing it out like that. even then i feel like it’d still be a bit sloppy and there definitely wouldn’t be the indentation of drops everywhere it’d be more of a clean cut.

@leah I feel like if you’re doing it like this, you’re doing it wrong. If you went through all the effort to do that, you could have made something a bit more permanent.

@erincandescent @leah @domi ​​

@kitten @domi @leah