live life to the fullest. write code that will make others go "well that shit (derogatory) couldn't have been written by an LLM".

@q3k advanced bash is perfect for that. i’ve had someone try and recreate my results with an LLM only to have the model refuse, saying that it’s impossible

@domi @q3k captain kirk is programming where no man has gone before

@eloy why is he programming a mountain?

@eloy @q3k he envelops.. the codebase

@q3k artisinal, organic, handcrafted cursed code (highly affectionate)

@domi @eloy @q3k captain kirk is climbing the codeberg

@q3k if you're going to write slop, make sure it is your own and original slop.

@domi According to all known laws of LLMs, there is no way that a bash should be able to host a Minecraft server. Its capabilities are too small to get its fat little syntax off the ground. The bash, of course, hosts anyways. Because bash doesn't care what LLMs think is impossible.

@domi @q3k I love this

@q3k that's what I aspire to

@famfo Why is he climbing the codeberg?

@marlena @famfo captain kirk is climbing the codeberg

@domi @q3k wait, models can say stuff is not possible when coding???

@q3k your code should both work well enough and look like an abandoned project

RE: https://chaosfem.tw/@november/115787999170544274

@q3k Hopefully no one is going to think my amazing fizzbuzz program was LLM-generated?

@q3k bit-bashing a REST API just to feel something

@q3k
friend: this code is probably montar's
me: why?
friend: because it's got bunch of cursed logic and contains swears in two languages

@domi @q3k wrote a couple of shell oneliners for AoC that mostly used dc with sed for rudimentary input manipulation

I don't think LLMs can beat the horror that is

sed -e 's/,/lEx\n/g;s/-/ /g;s/^$/lEx/' input.txt | dc -e '[ddd10%s110/s2Z1-l1r:Cl2d0!=C]sC[Number: ]s"0sK[s>s<0scl"nl<n[ to ]nl>ps>[l<dlCxl<Zd2/sBsL0sI[1+]silBs(lB1+s)[0s{l(s}1sJ[l{l(+;Cs%l{;Cs&0l%l&=ilJ*sJl{1+s{l{l}>:]s:l:xlJlI+sIl(1+s(l(l)>;]s;lB2*lL=;[1sIl<lK+sK]s=lI0!==lclI+scl<1+s<l<1-l>>,]s,l,x[K=]nlKpsK]sE[?xlXx]sXlXx'

@q3k @marlena @famfo https://codeberg.org/captainkirk

@jn @famfo @q3k @marlena not yet, he is still climbing...

@marlena @famfo To make love to the codeberg

@eloy @q3k @marlena Eloy.

@q3k If anything I wrote ever went out for code review, I'd be jailed for crimes against humanity. So I'm already living my best life.

@lda @domi hell yeah these are exactly the kind of atrocities i'm talking about

become unslopable

@FluffyMonoceros @marlena @famfo if he is serious about that he should consider joining Codeberg e.V.

@noisytoot @lda @q3k tbh irrelevant for this specific discussion

@lda what in the world-
and vel was thinking its nushell crimes were bad-
@domi @q3k

@q3k

Before "AI": I feel such shame from my shitty code!

After "AI": I feel such pride from my shitty code!!!

@lda @domi @q3k i was gonna ask how the hell you wrote that, but then i remembered that i manually wrote a brainfuck interpreter in brainfuck so i cant really complain