"Yes please give me cr50 of something. Please give me SuzyQable - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards

@hexaheximal

@noisytoot @hexaheximal Alt text:

STOP DOING Chromebooks

- Laptops were never meant to only run chrome
- YEARS of Chromebooks yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for Chromeos
- Wanted to run programs? We had a tool for that: It was called Windows
- "Yes please give me cr50 of something. Please give me SuzyQable" - statements dreamed up by evil wizards

LOOK at what Google engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the script & drivers we built for them (This is REAL laptop done by REAL engineers)

<3 pictures of chromebooks>

"Hello I would like ti50 apples please"
They have played us for absolute fools

@noisytoot finally, someone gets the reference :)

@fun @noisytoot @hexaheximal > Statements dreamed up by evil wizards
Are you suggesting that I should show up to C3 dressed like a witch?

@fun@berkeley.edu.pl @noisytoot@berkeley.edu.pl @hexaheximal@mstdn.social Imagine having more than 512 characters for Alt text 🥲

@elly @fun @noisytoot yes. chromebookmaxxing is critical

@rio @hexaheximal @fun I think Akkoma's default limit is 5000

@noisytoot @rio @hexaheximal akkoma ftw