sometimes the world offers us proof that we live on the stupidest timeline

for the uninitiated, comcast are spinning out their cable TV networks, so MSNBC is being renamed to whatever this is

@ariadne Are they doing it... NOW?

@Azuaron it does not appear to be implemented yet

@ariadne Yeah, Microsoft always does take a long time to role out new releases.

@Azuaron Microsoft hasn’t had a stake in MSNBC in decades

@ariadne Soo "MicroSoft Now"… is it supposed to be a threat?

@ariadne this looks like the kind of thing you would have to talk a loved one out of watching

@ariadne These are just my bad jokes, pay me no mind.

@ariadne I can't tell if that's the logo of a new right-wing network formed because the previous upstart right-wing network wasn't right-wing enough... or the logo of a Mississippi public access station from the 90s.

@ariadne Are the following in the footsteps of HBO, where they rebrand about every 10 minutes with some stupid new name? According to HBO, they're on the right track.

@ariadne M Snow?

@ariadne visited the site just to suss it out, and the autoplay video bumper with "This is Who We Are" gets swapped after a fraction of a second for a placeholder with "We're sorry. You are not authorized to access this content from outside of the US and its territories." I literally have this channel as part of a cable subscription. lol, lmao

@adb @ariadne m'snow *tips hat*

@ariadne how about ms no

@ariadne those slogans are too similar to @chaser's parody program on US cable news channels

@ariadne does anyone remember when the Chicago Tribune publisher renamed itself to "tronc"? xD

@ariadne logo feels right-wing-ish