mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more

@kemona_halftau most of my experience with ruby is with an RCE-as-a-service IRC bot significant portions of which were written over IRC and I think it was probably one of the best languages for that syntax-wise

haro, duelists! haro, duelists! security time! security time! 2026.05 stable out!

updating! updating!

https://meta.akkoma.dev/t/akkoma-stable-2026-05-akk-host-club/940

Life finds a way

@domi currently I just don’t for a lot of data (due to a lack of places to store them). I think if I had that much data to back up I’d consider getting a tape drive.

my dear sysops: where do you store backups?

i’m looking for something below 2EUR/TB, because otherwise it’s just more cost-effective to buy drives and create a small backup server…

the whole thing would be in the ballpark of 30-40TB, so if you want to suggest hetzner storageboxes… uh…

@puppygirlhornypost2 @solonovamax as far as I can tell it’s almost entirely proprietary other than the kernel, and even the kernel sources aren’t published on their website and instead have to be requested by email (and possibly aren’t even complying with the GPL for RouterOS 7, although maybe that’s changed)

which is a shame, since otherwise that looks like quite a nice router

"aaaaaaaa" - 🦦

@kemona_halftau also xdg_uplevel, xdg_downlevel, xdg_strangelevel, and xdg_charmlevel

@hexaheximal what about a trackpoint?

With Windows 9x Subsystem for Linux you can run all your favourite Windows and Linux apps side-by-side with a modern Linux kernel running cooperatively with the Windows kernel in ring 0. And unlike modern WSL, no hardware virtualisation is used so even your 486 can run it!

Please enjoy, I think this might be one of my greatest hacks of all time

https://codeberg.org/hails/wsl9x

my mum saw a fox staring at a cat in our garden

@ROllerozxa someone actually implemented this in rust: https://github.com/shorwood/slopc

@kemona_halftau good morning!

@fun @alexanderkjall both of those are for minification: if it used descriptive variable names and didn't compress the payload it would have been longer than 732 bytes

@LabanSkoller @alexanderkjall they waited a month after reporting to the Linux kernel security team, they did not report to distros

Debian at least was quite clearly unprepared given that it took a day to get fixed in trixie and only just got fixed in bookworm (between when I last checked earlier today and now)