quantum computers will break everything any moment now

aaaany moment now

crickets

@lumi just after we make nuclear synthesis work

@lumi see? broken! no wait that’s a backdoor…

@lumi hopefully in 5 years the same joke can be applied to ai

@lumi we got quantum-proof encryption before we got usable quantum computers

@laru to be fair, “ai” is breaking a lot of things, but not because it works

@lumi give me protection money against investments for quantum computers now, or you'll be left behind!

@lumi (source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnYaExb5JvM)

@squish @lumi it'd be quite bad if we didn't

@lumi one more qubit pls just one more I promise this is the last qubit I promise

@lumi [some boomer dad joke about quantum of damages in the lawsuit]