the logical conclusion of CISC is a CPU which has the entirety of chromium implemented in a single instruction

@domi GPU with HTML as vertices and CSS for shading

@domi Good old Halt and Catch Fire

@domi Chromium Instruction Set Computer

@littlefox @domi

@domi knowing today it'd be the "query chatgpt" instruction 😭

@domi and you better believe id buy it...

@whitequark @domi @littlefox Can someone please stop the planet? I want to get off.

@me @littlefox @whitequark … nothing in this thread is real

@domi @whitequark @me yet :>

@littlefox @domi @whitequark @me 👀 👀 👀

@manawyrm @domi @whitequark @me I know some VHDL and Verilog, just enough to be dangerous!

@domi @littlefox @whitequark The mere fact that it wasn't obvious is telling though.

@domi @nadia And half a gigabyte of microcode each startup.

@whitequark @littlefox @domi Where "AI"?

@30p87 @whitequark @domi now I want to leave this planet.

@domi
chrome:
chrome
jmp chrome

@domi welcome back, Jazelle DBX /j
also, reject Central Processing Unit, embrace Chromium Processing Unit (still the same acronym!)

@whitequark @littlefox @domi ngl, I would pay money for that.

@whitequark @littlefox @domi "NIST standard Minion meme collection" I'm dead

@whitequark @littlefox @domi this reminds me of how in 2011, Microsoft advertised Internet Explorer as having "native HTML5" support (https://web.archive.org/web/20110413202811/http://blogs.msdn.com/b/ie/archive/2011/04/12/native-html5-first-ie10-platform-preview-available-for-download.aspx), and everyone at Mozilla (where I was an intern at the time) died laughing, and within an hour there were shoops of chips that said "HTML5" making the rounds

It was a simpler time